Hi, I'm back for a bit. Good news, I'm going on vacation soon, good news for me at least. When I return I may have a question for boarder jumping Mexicans. Just for the record I have nothing against illegal immigrants, by that I mean the ones that pay taxes, don't bug me in some ways, and that actually try to help improve the US (since our wonderful nation seems to hate socialism). Question: How many of you would hate me if I said I was a socialist? Not saying I am, but I agree with their ideas, also don't confuse Socialism with Communism, they are different (One was ruined by pricks). Political Ideologies behind, I hate to do this but I've got more complaints towards the stereotypical US. (Warning: I've been listening to rants). Today I wasted a wonderful 3 hours of my life, an event that I still have two years of. For those of you who don't know, I have issues with sports, I like bowling a bit (fencing too), and have respect for like softball (don't think dirty you Yankee pricks). Well, it's not really the sports but the people in them. I sort of do have slight back story for football people complaints (my father and I were basically opposites last I visited him). Alright really this is me complaining about a teacher. OK, I've looked on YouTube, and I am going to lose hours of sleep tonight (thanks Spain (Catalonia help me out here, gain independence)). Basically in my school there is this one teacher who basically everyone hates. I have proof, 1: a teacher said something jokingly about that teacher, half the people in the class I was in (including myself) agreed we'd bail him out (not going further) 2: upperclassmen actually seem sorry for people in that class. Now my only real complaints are, 1: half the time I'm in that teacher's class I want to just go "actually you could do this and this or this" while that teacher's going "oh no, I'm pretending to be dumber than a Yank and don't understand modern technology" (I'm being serious, I don't know about anyone else, but when I was little I used to goof around alot with the ruler in Microsoft Word) 2: Never before have I actually wanted to stand up and give a history lecture than when I heard "Ireland, what's that?" not joking, actual words. Congratulation's Mr. President, we're screwed. As the descendant of Irishmen and Englishmen, that is an offense, I only give a 3rd grader the excuse to not know what Ireland is. (Granted I could have given a lecture if I hadn't gotten sick for St. Patrick's Day) 3: Pep, (technically I really hate peppy people, but we have a level past normal) First a story, one day after school a friend and I were walking out, my friend stepped on a spirit week hallway decor that was taped to the floor (let me state this was last year, and I am forced to cut the teacher some slack due to reasons I can't state to keep said teacher anonymous) and ripped it, the teacher was standing in the hallway and yelled at us, the teacher furthermore later (this story also takes place after the incident happened once) walked over to my friend and spat at him the claim that he did it on purpose (note that the upperclassmen and rest of the school had been ripping up these weak sheets of paper with just a step all week) and gave him suspension, again (summarizing) the teacher gave a friend of mine suspension for stepping on and ripping a weak bit of paper taped to the floor. (For those of you keeping score at home, Weak paper taped to a floor can easily be ripped with a step, especially after already receiving abuse.) As well there is Extra Credit, (in math I get A+s, when I bother to do homework, because extra credit helps me get my grade above 100%) in this teacher's class Extra Credit is going to School Events (Football. Basketball, Kill me now), and the best part is that if you are in that activity, you don't get credit for being there. Oh but this gets better, once for a basketball game, our Girls basketball team beat the school's rival team (I actually like some people from that school so I hold my right to neutrality) and advanced in some sports thing (cue Offit's lack of care to major sports) and so the Girls Basketball team got extra credit. I was there but I didn't take credit because I have enough pride not to claim credit for going to such Bull@*$^. Let me also note here that there was two other events, one was for our school's music program, little to nobody went, and the other was a play put on by our school's drama club, most people were going anyway. Now don't get me started on anything else, I just want these days to pass so I can jump the northern boarder and be free of this stress for three days. (Also there was extra credit for a lawn chair idea the teacher had (it is comparable to socialism) that has backfired due to people not seeming to know how to keep lawn chairs in one piece, and pansies who refuse to fix the chairs) Also there were some fundraiser ones, I can agree with all but one, last year a junior got into an accident and was in bad condition, so the school tried to support the family of said junior (fun year that was, did I ever mention we had two student deaths) the event was in early Feb. of last year, and one fund raiser was this school year, so there was extra credit for paying to do it (also did I forget to mention you had to pay to get most of this extra credit (against I have pride)). So after class one day a friend and I complained and agreed that the school wouldn't do this for somebody like us (ya that junior, he was in sports and popular), also I honestly think he had it coming for being a cocky Yankee and going fast on an icy road (that's right south, I agree with you there, you shouldn't go too fast one icy roads).
Look if you're still reading this, I'm sorry for putting you through this, but at the same time, I do have a job to exert my opinion of things onto the internet to try and help my homeland (no matter how much I disown it). And if you are from the USA, I'm sorry but you walk yourselves into some of this stuff, I had a guy complain once that my stuff was out of chronological order, I bet he was looking at the dates because it was all in order of when it was taken, I just put my dates in a different format to the Yankees of today. Also reminder I say Yankees and Yanks, because I take no pride in American, I find American unoriginal as it refers to our continent, not just our nation. Again sorry and good night, as my night has just begun.
In memory of (though not dead yet),
OffitInfinity
-Kard