Keep Calm and Post On!

Well, I'm going back on break. That's right, no posts, no uploads, and no stories for the next sechs days. I expect at least one person to understand that as, on average, this blog gets 1 German view per week, 1 Russian view per month (more or less), 1 American view per day, and a grand total of 205 views as of last I checked, a few minutes ago. Well to be honest for the next few days I'm going to be off on some business leaving my home duties in family hands, and my room under threat of sibling messes, luckily I'm smuggling some soda with me so they win't have any. Now to reassure you I perfectly intended to keep people up to day while I was away, but where I'm off to is so 1956 (randomly selected 1950s year), it has low outlets, 20 person rooms, and is sports based. Yes that means girls and bikini's, maybe, and some fun and good views, but this place hold arguments with my limits, because yes I have a limit to how many guys I will sleep in the same room as. Granted I'm also the kind of guy who feels weird touching a girl I'm not close to. Sometimes I feel like I'm the inner half of some girl's dream guy. Darn it blogger, why you no has what gender views you like Youtube does. Back to the point this place has sad internet and my phone will probably give me a few lols as this place also Verizon* based in cell signal, but as I tease the group that went to this place probably didn't test it with TracFone**. So see you all in a few days.

*Verizon is a trademark of Verizon Wireless.
**TracFone is a trademark of TracFone Wireless.

P.S. Remember while I'm away, Keep Calm and embrace your inner communist, then you can keep calm and embrace socialism as the perfect society. Ya I took some surveys, in total I got that I was, 59% communist, a libertarian, and a socialist. Makes sense because I hate a percent of the economic part of capitalism.
P.S. (2) I think the CIA will be after me soon for saying that P.S.

Flags Galore

For those of you who know, the recent snapshot to Minecraft has been released. And it's prime addition to the game is Flags. So, I decided to have some fun with all the combinations I could do and nearly filled an entire town with flags, here's an example:

Props to those who can name at least 8 of those (Only nine are real flags). Now as a hint as to one (or a dead give away) one of them is how to actually do the German flag in the snapshot ( not how MartynInTheLittleWood did it in his snapshot video a.k.a. Belgium). Remember kids you tell a flag by which side is the longest, reminder to my post of the Hungarian flags in Italian restaurants (Americans).

Now flag wise that was only the beginning of my mayhem, following that I decide to advance with a few stories of mine.

It was fun and I was growing excited to post this,

sadly though designs are limited, and for those of you keeping score at home, it maxes out at about five additions to the original. But also for those of you keeping score at home, recently I've begun uploading Minecraft videos to my channel, and for those of you who read the description (hint: it has no views), I bring mention how Gold(b/n)erry (I will fix that once we hold our next random meeting, a byproduct of working together) and I had the wreck on the way home. While our characters in the back-story plot of this are rules of different nations, we have been working in union (more plot elements that will be featured in a book of mine once I finish it) to create a fort which has grown into a town for refugees of the world war that has claimed most of the land. Thus through this Molora Town (which will become bigger) was born as a Switzerland to defend me (my character) from my soviet-like neighbors.

And that ends the information leak, but this is only the beginning of what's to come in Minecraft Season 2: A Different Offit Story. Starring OffitInfinity as (corporate censored), Goldnerry as (also censored), and (private sponsor) as (guess what? censored), coming this Minecraft 1.8. Only view-able on the OffitInfinity and Goldnerry Youtube Channels.

See no more leaks, plot elements, suspense, and a plot to sell a decent number of copies of the (alternate plot) book, a remaining number will either be censored or be leaked to the OffitInfinity DeviantArt page (small little bits only).

Bloggers Block Denied A Name

As of yesterday I am back to my to and from trip to the slammer, which is a work on a joke/insult my family has about the school I go to. Basically I'm back in school for the year, and I feel bored and dead. technically I'm required to go for band as, other than football and cheer-leading, we're the only ones practicing. But anyways I've been dying the last two days due to everyone lack of experience of a song I've been playing for about three years now. The mistakes are just so much, yes I know the band has had it for a few months vs. my three years, and that yesterday was some of their first times playing it since the end of last year, it's just how bad I feel listening to it, and how our director always ends at the coda to remind us what measure to return to. Honestly the sad part is, and I try not to leak too much, the song is Born to be Wild, and I've been reading and playing the first and second versions of it for my instrument, and so I'm looking smarter than my upperclassmen. I swear half the time I can''t help but to rant, I don't know what's wrong with me. Granted if there's anything I want to rant about they would be, SAO: Hallow Fragment's North American, European, and Australian releases, and a memory of my un-luck with The Sims 3: University Life. I'll be brief with the Sims one, basically my sims rarely ever entered class, three dorm-mates died of starvation in two days (day 1: 2 sims day 2: 1 sim), and my all-time favorite (which I just escaped) something that cause one of my sims to lose class performance during the weekend and every second till finals.
Last rant. I'm really sad because when Sword Art Online: Hallow Fragment is released in North America, Europe, and Australia, it is digital download only, yes that does probably save the, wasn't worried about to begin with, affects of region lock. I was honestly hoping for there to be a physical release, but sadly not. Japan has everything.

And now I'm "not" going to end this post.

Rant Post

First, I'll say it now, congratulations to Germany's team for winning FIFA 2014.
Now to the point.

Next month just won't be my month, first there's the new season of Doctor Who that airs on the 23, then there's Sword Art Online: Hallow Fragment, and after I posted the last post I came across a, most-likely, rumor that Infinity Moment (a HD remake) will be bundled with Hallow Fragment. Then of course that's all happening in the same week. Lucky ya, until you over lay that with my schedule, that week I'll be going back and forth a lot due to a family tradition which involves a big event where I live. It's so big in the rural areas of here that when on of the schools had the, "brilliant", idea to start the school year that week before, about half the town got upset about (I was too upset, but I had a few more reasons) and the newspaper even began covering the event, though that is mostly because: 1. the other schools are smart enough not to prevent kids from going to this event, 2. the other schools have more belief in their students, 3. more than half the minors (and some adults) are involved in a major part of this event that it can't exist without. So ya, big. It slightly feels good to get some of this rage off my chest with that rant, but I'm still pissed at law makers. Law makers, helping American's be stereotyped as idiots since I don't know when. Granted some people don't help disprove the stereotype. Sorry about that hate sentence, those of you who were offended, I am still just pissed that in Ohio the big shot a!#holes got away with passing a bulls@!# month of tests that if you fail you can't advance. My mother even did research as to how ridiculous taking these tests were, through the help of foreign friends, and of course these tests are only in Ohio. Note that even in England, or was it Great Britain in general, and other states they don't do those kinds of tests at such an extreme. Jeez, last year wasn't exactly a good year to be American, or a Ohioan in school, first Snowden leaks the NSA's big (brother) secret, then Ohio gains these tests for the upcoming school year, I have a couple personal stories, but ok maybe that's not too bad, but those tests will though bring stress that shouldn't even be thrown on a kindergartner, oh ya forgot to mention that they're forcing kindergartners to take these big tests as well, and of course where I went to school kindergarten was just color and fun, with a small bit of learning.

And thus ends the long rant of I hate America sometimes, also hi NSA guy who will probably read this. By the way, who didn't teach spell check acronyms.

Bye bye,

OffitInfinity 

'14 Luck

At long last I've gotten out of my, not looking much up often, laziness and finally checked up on Sword Art Online: Hallow Fragment. Those who imported it probably already know it (OK, who reading this imported it from Taiwan/where-ever or Japan) but none the less I'm glad the rumors of its U.S. (and Canadian) release are true, but best part is the fact that the release date is not Christmas Eve as some thought, but it's actually next month on the 19th, the 20th for those of you in Europe. Sadly I'll be out on the day of the release. But to add though I also will need to buy a PlayStation Vita, which has been on my list of things to buy since I learned about the game, and to make matters worse I'm bad at finding cheap Vitas, also, my wallet has been MIA for almost a year now. But here's the fun turnaround that gives this post its name, and no it's not because 2013 wasn't my year, season 2 is going to be released soon (last I checked) and (due to lack of recording) I have more free time. Granted every viewer I get to this blog is also an upside, especially since this out ranks my Youtube channel which sucks at the moment.

But with luck I will improve,

OffitInfinity

The Speed Alchemist

I like how that came out, time for some fun with that.

Go Deutschland!

With FIFA 2014 reaching its end I thought I'd admit to what I've been doing off-line, though online while doing it sometimes. I figure I won't be the only one doing this on the Internet, but I thought I'd show some support, and my urge to see the Germans beat those Brazilians. And just for Uncle Sam's record, I was rooting for Germany even during their match with America. I will though admit this was slightly for the viewers from Germany.